Spread It Wrong

Sorry I didn't update the second half of the game yesterday, the female came over and well...you know how that goes...

So about the game yesterday. where do I start? Do we really need another reason to get rid of Herm Edwards at this point? Kansas City wasn't expected to win that game yesterday, we weren't even supposed to be close. Yet, we stayed with New York the entire game. I would argue that we even blew a game that we had in the bag by ditching a highly effective spread that Thigpen could run with extreme ease and precision. In a nutshell, this offense made Thigpen look like NFL material. He was 10/10 with over 120 yards and a touchdown towards the end of the first half. The first half is not what I have the problem with though. Let's continue on to the fourth quarter...

Charles is hurt, BDon has had 2 picks (one a pick six), and KC has the lead with 2 minutes left in the game. First downs, that is all we need is first downs. Now, here is the major plot twist of yesterday's game that no one saw coming, except Herm apparently...

Chan Gailey goes to Herm and tells him that he is ditching the spread offense that has gotten KC this lead in the first place. WHAT?! Are we serious right now? Why? What justifiable reason is there for doing this at this point?

"That's what we thought was best to win the game," Gailey replied. Was Edwards involved with this decision? "My call!" Gailey shouted.

So Herm was in no way involved with this ingenious decision?

"He could've overruled me," Gailey said.

Now KC is 1-6, I'll let the article speak for itself at this point.

Kansas City Cheifs vs New York Jets

Ugh, this should be fun. No Huard, no Croyle, and no Johnson. Well, let's cross our fingers...

12:03 - Jets, Jets, Jets, Kickoff

12:07 - Favre has all day, it's amazing seeing his composure compared to Thigpen

12:10 - KC's coverage looks very soft, almost like our entire secondary is a step behind

12:12 - TD Jets, amazing call with the screen

12:15 - Terrible kick return, no wedge at all from KC

12:18 - First down to Gonzalez, you can always count on him

12:21 - Punt KC, DC is hurt too, shit...

12:22 - Seriously? Coverage is WAY too soft now

12:27 - Missed field goal by Feeley, isn't this why we cut him after 2 days?

12:30 - Thigpen is sacked again, our line is just letting them do whatever they want

12:31 - Punt again by KC, lucky to get that one off

12:34 - BDon Flowers with his first NFL pick on a terrible Farve throw, Farve is hurt, he got drilled...hard

12:35 - End of first quarter, results have been pretty expected so far. New York is trying to keep us in this game thankfully. Kolby Smith has 3 carries for 1 yard, totally unacceptable.

12:39 - TD KC on a deep corner to Gonzalez. That was an NFL throw by Thigpen and a Hall of Fame catch by Gonzalez. Tie game baby!

12:47 - 3 and out by New York, momentum is really starting to swing our way

12:50 - It's really becoming apparant that Thigpen can run way better than he can pass

12:51 - Charles with a first down run, please get him more carries

12:54 - No huddle by KC? I feel like I'm watchin Mizzou...

12:56 - Come on Chan, they are killing you with blitz packages, good drive stopped by bad protection

1:03 - Another pick by Farve, he seems to be forcing it instead of taking sacks. Hali with the pressure again just like the last pick. Interception by Page

1:05 - I hope everybody started Thigpen in their fantasy league today. 10/10, 121 yards, and a TD

1:07 - I love how we run 6 yard outs when it's 3rd and 7...

1:09 - Farve almost threw another pick on a high pass, scary scary in this part of the field

1:10 - 2 minute warning, I would imagine Farve is good with 2 minute drills. Defense needs to step up here

1:13 - Another draw play kills us, 60 yard TD New York by Leon Washington

1:17 - Whoa, Thigpen almost throws a pick 6, damn lucky Tyler...

1:19 - Charles is hurt, shit...

1:21 - OPI on Gonzalez when the pass is on the complete other side of the field, WHAT!?

1:26 - Close TD play with 6 seconds left, it appears that the booth will overturn this call for KC

1:28 - Long ass review, TD KC :-)

1:30 - Halftime

Have you ever been to Scranton, Pennsylvania?

I have, I go every week. I've been to Scranton over 69 times in 5 years. What's so special about this tiny little city? Paper and paper supplies to be exact. That's right, Scranton is the home of the most popular branch of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in the world. All of the employees are unique, fun, and have their own crazy personalities. It's a pretty standard office when you think about it. Nothing too exciting or ridiculous (unless you count constant office relationships, sexual encounters in back warehouses, office pranks, an angry ex-boyfriend getting maced, diversity seminars, and a Martha Stewart like fraud encounter), but other than that it's pretty boring.

Much like the Tampa Bay Rays, I wonder if I enjoy the hit NBC comedy The Office for the right reasons. I'm beginning to think once again that this show is just a mere parallel of my life. For example, let's look at how I ended up with my wonderful girlfriend Mags. She (Pam) started out dating a guy (Roy) that other people in the office didn't too much care for. Yet, Mags (Pam) and myself (Jim) always talked and joked around at work. Now, after many years, Mags (Pam) ditched him (Roy) and started dating myself (Jim).

I could go on and on about the almost scary comparisons between this show and my life. Is it the parallel between my life or the fact that this office is mirrored so much off of the Bush Administration that keeps me watching. What? You didn't realize that? Think about that next time you watch The Office and see just how much Michael Scott really is just like Dub-ya...

You gotta start somewhere...

Oh wow, my first blog. How stereotypical of my generation right? They always tell us, if you don't like something, go on the Internet and complain about it. That's all good and fine I suppose, but why not talk about good things too? I was thinking to myself, nobody is going to want to read this if I just whine and bitch all the time, why not make it at least somewhat interesting to read. Now, I can't guarantee that I won't cry about some stuff from time to time, but you get the idea...

I invite everybody to watch game 1 of the World Series tonight. Tampa (in what I considered a slightly odd move) is throwing out Scott Kazmir tonight against Cole Hamels. I've been pulling for Tampa to get to this point since July, I can't just up and leave them now.

Talk about a Cinderella story. These same Rays had the worst record in baseball the last 2 years and have consistently finished at the bottom of their division since their conception whenever I was just a wee little Mizener. Now, with virtually nothing to spend, this low market team is just 4 wins away from becoming world champions. This is absolutely amazing. Forget Fresno State, forget Tiger over Rocco, forget the Boston Celtics, forget the New York Giants, this is by far the most impressive overcoming sports story of 2008. There is no legitimate way you can disagree with this. Not only did they make the playoffs, but they won the whole division knocking the Yankees out of the playoffs (sorry Mags) and forcing Boston to take a wild card (sorry KG). You can't help but root for them now. I don't know, maybe I don't really want to see Tampa win. Maybe they just remind me of my Kansas City Royals with their history, payroll, and age. Does that knock me off the bandwagon?